My grandparents are driving my dad’s truck because their car broke down. They normally drive a soccer mom van and this is an suv and idk it just makes for the funniest picture
A Mom went to have dinner with her son who lives with his roommate.
During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how handsome his roommate was. She had been suspicious about her sons sexuality but being a good mother she felt that he would let her know if and when the time was right but seeing the two together just made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the interaction between the two she wondered even more if there was more here than meets the eye. Her son, sensing his mothers watchfully eye volunteered, “really Mom, I can tell what you’re thinking and you can just get it out of your mind, we are just roommates and nothing more”.
About a week later the roommate remarked, “ever since your mother was here the silver serving platter has been missing, do you think she took it?”
He responded, “Well I’m sure she didn’t but I will email her and ask just to be sure” he sat down and wrote:
I’m not saying you did take the silver platter from the house and I am not saying you didn’t take it but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.
A couple days later he got a response from his mother:
I am not saying that you do sleep with your roommate and I am not saying that you don’t sleep with him and you know I love you and could care less either way but the fact remains that if he was sleeping in his own bed he would have found the platter under his pillow.
When are the two of you coming for dinner?
why am i still on this site its literally me looking at the same pictures 20 times and then clicking a button so other people can look at the same pictures 20 times
there is a dent from my bum in my mattress because i always sit in the same spot and blog
Me and my mom text
Well, seems like lots of people aren’t in very good moods today.
This is bound to cheer somebody up.
Too bad you can’t get abs from laughing at your own jokes, because I would have an 8 pack
do you ever look around at the big crowds of people around you and realize everyone has a story and memories and family and troubles and achievements and a first kiss and a broken heart but you’ll never know any of it and every human life is really intricate and expansive but oh they’ve walked into a shop and you’ll never see them again and you’ll never know just what they were thinking
Ahhh my 11 year old sister is like an inch or two away from being taller than me *cries* I’m gonna be the shortest one in my family and im not even shoooorrrrrtttt!!!!